drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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