I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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