Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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