There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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