Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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