Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
did i walk over a car last night?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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