It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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