So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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