Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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