Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I need you to use more vowels.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize