yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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