The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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