The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He better not be in your backpack
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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