i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This is the high leading the old right now
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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