I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
