margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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