Swine flu. Run for my life!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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