just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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