Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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