I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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