Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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