i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
third nipple confirmed
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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