hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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