I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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