I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
there is glitter all over my balls
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