butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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