And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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