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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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