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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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