Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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