i can't believe i had my finger in that
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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