I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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