I wanna bring you to show and tell
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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