One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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