Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He has the fingertips of a God
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