Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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