Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
