There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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