She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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