Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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