I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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