I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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