i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
