dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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