She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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