Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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