So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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