Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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