school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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