rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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