So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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