yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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