Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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