I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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