What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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