No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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