We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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