My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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